JR EWING BEST QUOTES

“Once you give up your integrity, the rest is a piece of cake.”

“You’d be surprised at what you can accomplish when you don’t care who gets the credit.”

“The higher the stakes, the happier I am.”

“Never pass up an opportunity to shut up.”

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure does make misery easier to live with.”

“I’m not a businessman, I’m a business, man!”

“I don’t need to prove anything to anybody. I’m J.R. Ewing.”

“I don’t need friends. I have minions.”

“Love is for poets. I prefer the more tangible things in life, like power and money.”

“In the game of life, there are winners and then there are losers. I’m a winner.”

“Ambition is not a dirty word. You should just brush the envy off and embrace it.”

“I always get what I want, eventually.”

“The only thing better than the pursuit of power is the taste of it.”

“If you can’t be legal, be lethal.” WORK QUOTES SHORT FUNNY

“I learned a long time ago that revenge is a dish that tastes best when it’s cold.”

“Never underestimate the power of greed.”

“Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.”

“I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.”

“Success is the best revenge, particularly if it’s against your enemies.”

“I’m not a backstabber, I’m a frontstabber. I prefer to see it coming.”

“I’ve been called a sinner, a saint, a sinner-saint. I prefer to think of myself as simply brilliant.”

“You don’t get ahead by playing nice. You get ahead by playing smart.”

“I trust everyone. It’s the devil inside them I don’t trust.”

“Loyalty is a rare commodity. I value it, but only when it serves my interests.”

“The difference between winners and losers is that winners never give up.”

“Honor is for suckers. Power is for the taking.”

“You can’t dethrone a king. Kings are born. Kings are anointed. Kings are forever.”