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“I’m not a lesbian, I just have a really long list of women I would turn for.”
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“Lesbian problems: finding the perfect flannel shirt to steal from your girlfriend’s closet.”
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“I kissed a girl and I liked it… and then we went shopping.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUzhGQy9Va0l6WHUweWJack1GZjdweENIR3ZacVV5L1lhMi92RFZyNmtDNXlhMGtkUUV1Rm9FSWE0dGJ0QlZsdkVWemU1SENldzBvczZqcXQvS3laTXhSN2JWSGMrVlFLd3BQTGdRSGtmMHk%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(596100d889493685676d1fc04c577106).jpg)
“I love women like I love my coffee… hot and strong.”
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“Lesbian life hack: tell your girlfriend she’s pretty, even when she’s covered in Cheeto dust.”
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“My sexuality is like my sense of humor, a little bit inappropriate and a lot of fun.”
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“Being a lesbian is like being a superhero, but instead of saving the world, we save each other from bad boyfriends.”
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“My girlfriend tells me I have a problem with commitment… but who needs commitment when you can have pizza and wine?”
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“People say that love is blind, but I say love is a fabulous pair of rose-tinted glasses.”
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“Who needs a prince charming when you can have a princess charming?”
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“Life is better when you’re laughing with your girlfriend and stealing each other’s clothes.”
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“My girlfriend is a great singer. She always hits the right notes… and the left ones too.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVjdMTzc5V3hpMDVUaDVZL0dUeVV6ZGd5VTE0dU5MS0V6UHduMG1hRW5IRWtDb1RSZDk1Wk5YdUJ0UHF4Z25CSXhaOENjOVNJbU9DY2dlc2FQbHdweXZLdlROSjlNQkJRNlIyOEZhTXFESWhIZDVlZG5QZ0g5NlRWbENjeFM4SjlBPT0%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(7f4163d96c8b94f96d7b57134c011bb3).jpg)
“One does not simply walk into a lesbian bar without getting hit on.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVHF1TDhQL1ozM25lMnNDVEducmNLakg2QUx2Slh6T3R4dGt1RnRHaXlUR1BFbEdTQUM2RWx1TnpnOHhwZFZIaFB6VVJ0RkRlVTZURUV3ZmJ3M1BWU2owR1Q2TEZoc09IU3dSLzB2dGZmLzc2UHpITThMcHJ4MVN1aHl2a3RLaDF3PT0%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(7437f5c70cdd587034c7260a59719504).jpg)
“Being gay isn’t a choice, but flannel shirts and beanies definitely are.”
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“Life is too short to pretend you don’t love women.” BEAUTIFUL GOOD EVENING QUOTES
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“Being a lesbian means every day is like Christmas – you get to unwrap a different girl each time.”
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“Lesbians invented Netflix and chill… because we actually just want to watch Netflix and chill.”
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“I try to be a good lesbian role model, but sometimes I just want to cuddle my girlfriend and eat ice cream in bed.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWlyZU5sR2tsK1htMjZBRmtmNVphalA0TzNzdlFFa290Q1NpS1V2SWQ3ZmZYdmxtRk1tSHZ1aE40akxWa2tjSGJzeDlTOFB0V2lBRGg1MjhnMjR2TlhhU21qL0lPdW1mbU0vYStGdDFKTklZYWhYc0hJY1lVZHRlQUlSQUYwYzVtYmxIcjk3cWtnc05mY1oxM0MxSDIwPQ%3D%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(659a41db9c5454d92c332c61794ae9c4).jpg)
“Lesbian problems: always having to pause the TV show when a hot actress appears onscreen.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWFR4aGtCWTJtMUdpL2NaWmlpTzBoWW43WGxBTm1ib3hydVRaSXl5eldaelVxN0ZzbzBQN0Q2aEZXSmhCRmJMdEorY3dlWm9XV3BEYklJOWN2TTFPZTNtR0piSWlPRnpYL0VlR0dpbm1CNFlhQlVmb0hPZWNCL0tzVU1iSWh4Q0F3YzlsV1pzK3dQUk1qYUdVMFc1YUE4PQ%3D%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(d9ae50c5dd7b91d42fed6f83378d6895).jpg)
“My girlfriend says I have a resting flirt face… sorry ladies, it’s just permanent.”
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“Lesbian friendships are like those magical moments when you find a pair of jeans that actually fit perfectly.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTlIN2JHc2l3OHBDTzJBMExPMkJNMENTbWtnQW02UjVxM0dhVGE1M08xZVF0MmhGN0p6TW9NNHUrZGNGZUlTNVFBd2hjODJ2Q28zbHRuUnRVNXB1Z1h4SFhvS3prWis5cVZDQ2lYbWNaSUs4c09MSnRWc1pyeEhtME0yTGZjZTZRPT0%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(f949d97f7c238d2bc8f74dba1bb2faeb).jpg)
“I thought I was straight until I met a girl who made my heart do a double-take.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWnNXcERESVJVU0lSWnhlM25kRjEwWTU4bUJ2cmthenBiclVXdjlPdzA2d1ZndmU2L1pOYTBxMHVFSFpXM3Q1M3VVN0hielhNYUZ5ZFBlK092UW5GYjZxcmgzZ2FhMWx3OEJ2dGZwZURHK2lIeWdIdjBoKytzdG1qVkxra21VaWFHUk9DUHhvTkQzbXpNaXc2NW5oWEc5RVk1TWJsSkZRL01yNXVSU2JuWkJC/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e45455af468eb39edfb23a8fc4fccbf4).jpg)
“Some girls dream of a fairy tale wedding, but I dream of a honeymoon with my future wife on a tropical island.”
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“I’m not a gold digger, but I am definitely a gold-star lesbian.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUmtDbnlIL3B2bkRpMEUzWTlJQ3NmV1hqc3h4b0l4UTlPYXgxVDBGSG1ZVFJJS0gyR3pwRCtYMVhGV09aN2lTVjhEQzFpTnNmZUtzSEIzNmQzblhiRFp0YVlkdXBxdmk0TWNYVDFHay9ON1c3Qk9ORStRL2pHWlVHNk1VSWFpWjdHS0NkT1R6YWh6alY2eGFRckhKdlVrPQ%3D%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(bfb1f06a24673d966828c2ff08008fd0).jpg)
“Dating a woman is like dating an angel, except when she steals all the covers in her sleep.”
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“It’s not a stereotype if it’s true… we really do love cats.”
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“I used to be a people person, but then I discovered the joy of staying in with my girlfriend.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWk4vNFVXMnZYcU9PZGVmaXZTejcweldibUsrZFJvaDdmcWwxcHZkWkpMd1VKQkswdmlCU0NBc3dUQ0RnQWJzcURNWFpGVEZyOUpTVXhYQmtHNHpoNXcwaTlZQ1lUSW8rWVA0V1NXMlBrOExDS1NCQlc1V3Z3S1FLVnhiSHlQWnpNZkRFb0g1NThNN2RRUHgrVUdBb3hnPQ%3D%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(199788a6404e4caf4d4a40fb52d030a0).jpg)
“Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a lady in leather and combat boots?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZDVhY3pUUTJNRUZKSENFaEltYXlvVkVMSk5TTUpUNitTcWMya3loT3MzWDA1bkNzS1FURUNZd01IamVRb20xODVyV2g0anhDZlV0REFqdUJtaVFKQkZEMTNLcjBHemRiL0E2Y09lOVFLQU04SkQvTjlzVjB1ZG9LK0txMlBsWEptTzF1Y09nd2JQSzQwbDJIcG5qQ3V1dURBQmo5QTlBeWJ4cnkxVW00blYrSEwzOTBLNjY2L01LOW1UWE4rYW0zenNzam4yMmRZT2x5b0pNVml3OU9xUT0%3D/LESBIAN+QUOTES+FUNNY/(3071f39007b85d6e1ceb0a0a1bd7e10f).jpg)
“Finding the perfect woman is like finding the perfect pair of jeans – it takes time, but once you find the right fit, it’s worth it.”