LESBIAN QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not a lesbian, I just have a really long list of women I would turn for.”

“Lesbian problems: finding the perfect flannel shirt to steal from your girlfriend’s closet.”

“I kissed a girl and I liked it… and then we went shopping.”

“I love women like I love my coffee… hot and strong.”

“Lesbian life hack: tell your girlfriend she’s pretty, even when she’s covered in Cheeto dust.”

“My sexuality is like my sense of humor, a little bit inappropriate and a lot of fun.”

“Being a lesbian is like being a superhero, but instead of saving the world, we save each other from bad boyfriends.”

“My girlfriend tells me I have a problem with commitment… but who needs commitment when you can have pizza and wine?”

“People say that love is blind, but I say love is a fabulous pair of rose-tinted glasses.”

“Who needs a prince charming when you can have a princess charming?”

“Life is better when you’re laughing with your girlfriend and stealing each other’s clothes.”

“My girlfriend is a great singer. She always hits the right notes… and the left ones too.”

“One does not simply walk into a lesbian bar without getting hit on.”

“Being gay isn’t a choice, but flannel shirts and beanies definitely are.”

“Life is too short to pretend you don’t love women.” BEAUTIFUL GOOD EVENING QUOTES

“Being a lesbian means every day is like Christmas – you get to unwrap a different girl each time.”

“Lesbians invented Netflix and chill… because we actually just want to watch Netflix and chill.”

“I try to be a good lesbian role model, but sometimes I just want to cuddle my girlfriend and eat ice cream in bed.”

“Lesbian problems: always having to pause the TV show when a hot actress appears onscreen.”

“My girlfriend says I have a resting flirt face… sorry ladies, it’s just permanent.”

“Lesbian friendships are like those magical moments when you find a pair of jeans that actually fit perfectly.”

“I thought I was straight until I met a girl who made my heart do a double-take.”

“Some girls dream of a fairy tale wedding, but I dream of a honeymoon with my future wife on a tropical island.”

“I’m not a gold digger, but I am definitely a gold-star lesbian.”

“Dating a woman is like dating an angel, except when she steals all the covers in her sleep.”

“It’s not a stereotype if it’s true… we really do love cats.”

“I used to be a people person, but then I discovered the joy of staying in with my girlfriend.”

“Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a lady in leather and combat boots?”

“Finding the perfect woman is like finding the perfect pair of jeans – it takes time, but once you find the right fit, it’s worth it.”