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“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein
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“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump
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“Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Vivian Komori
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“Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes you close your eyes and hold on in sheer terror, and other times, you have to raise your hands up in the air and enjoy the ride.” – Unknown
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“Life is short, eat dessert first.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a WiFi signal. On some days, it has a good connection, and on others, it’s just a pain in the butt.” – Unknown
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me – I’ll laugh at you!” – Unknown
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“Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people.” – Unknown
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“Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne
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“Life is like a game of cards. You have to play the hand you’re dealt with and bluff sometimes.” – Unknown UNDER THE TUSCAN SUN BOOK QUOTES
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“Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot.” – Unknown
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“Life is a one-time offer. Use it well.” – Unknown
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“Life is a journey; enjoy the ride and try not to spill your drink.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a cup of tea. It’s all in how you make it.” – Unknown
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“Life is too short to wear boring socks.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes you have to try different pieces until you find the right fit.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a disco ball. Sometimes you need to just let go and dance like no one’s watching.” – Unknown
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“Life is like a scavenger hunt. Sometimes you have to go searching for the good stuff.” – Unknown
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“Life is too short to be unhappy. So, just eat the cake, buy the shoes, and take the trip!” – Unknown
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“Life is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.” – Jean de la Bruyere
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“Life is too short for boring conversations. Let’s talk about pizza instead.” – Unknown