LITTLE MERMAID FUNNY QUOTES

“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl, the girl who has everything? Clearly, no, because I don’t have legs!” – Ariel

“I wanna be where the people are… but not where they’re walking around on two legs. That just seems exhausting.” – Flounder

“You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty. But who cares? No big deal. I still want legs.” – Ariel

“I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty, but no sense of direction on land. Can someone please hand me a GPS?” – Ariel

“Sebastian may call me a hopeless dreamer, but at least my dreams don’t involve catching fish for dinner.” – Ariel

“I asked Ursula for legs, but she didn’t mention the whole ‘can’t speak or sing’ part. Talk about a bad deal!” – Ariel

“I wish Ariel would ditch the whole ‘human prince’ thing and start a girl band with us underwater. We could be The Siren Sisters!” – Flounder

“Under the sea, life is better, down where it’s wetter… Wait, that sounds a bit fishy.” – Sebastian

“You see a human prince, I see a walking seafood buffet. Sorry, Ariel, but I love my friends too much to eat them.” – Sebastian

“Ariel thinks she’s got problems? Try having seven sisters who constantly borrow your stuff!” – Flounder

“If I were Ariel, I’d use my voice to become a famous singer. Talk about making waves!” – Sebastian

“You know what they say: ‘The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake.'” – Ariel

“Scuttle may not be the brightest seagull around, but at least he’s got wings to fly away from my singing.” – Ariel

“Sebastian, can you please explain why you think mermaids should have beards? Are you planning to open a mer-bard barbershop?” – Flounder BEAUTIFUL QUOTES ABOUT SELF LOVE

“Ariel, I know you’re desperate for legs, but don’t trust a sea witch with tentacles for hair. That’s just creepy.” – Sebastian

“Ariel’s fascination with humans is cute and all, but she doesn’t realize they have to wear clothes ALL THE TIME, not just during clamshell showers.” – Flounder

“Ariel, just remember, mermaids don’t need diets. We’re already seafood!” – Sebastian

“I may be small, but I’ve got a big personality. Just like that seagull who insists he knows everything about human stuff!” – Flounder

“If I had a dollar for every fork Ariel collects, I’d be able to afford a castle on land!” – Sebastian

“Ariel, maybe instead of collecting human stuff, you should collect some self-confidence. You’re already amazing just the way you are!” – Flounder

“Life under the sea is great, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to learn how to use a smartphone. How else can I take cute fish selfies?” – Ariel

“Ariel, have you ever considered that going on land means no more mermaids’ hair salon? How will we style our seaweed braids?” – Sebastian

“I don’t get why Ariel wants to be human. I mean, who would give up the ability to swim freely and scare sailors?” – Flounder

“Ariel, we need to have a serious discussion about sunscreen if you plan on spending all day on a sandy beach. Trust me, sunburns are no joke!” – Sebastian

“Is it just me, or did all the fish in the sea suddenly get better at synchronized swimming after Ariel became a human?” – Flounder

“If I had legs, I’d totally challenge Ariel to a race on land. Who needs to be a prince when you can be the fastest mer-fish?” – Sebastian

“Ariel, I love your red hair, but do you know how hard it is to maintain vibrant color underwater? Gimme some hair care tips!” – Flounder