LIVING ON THE EDGE QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just living life on the edge… of furniture.”

“I don’t need a safety net, I have my sense of balance… most days.”

“Living on the edge means constantly reaching for the last slice of pizza.”

“If a sign says ‘Do Not Touch,’ I consider it a challenge to live on the edge.”

“I embrace danger with open arms… and a first-aid kit.”

“Living on the edge is all fun and games until you accidentally pee on the toilet seat.”

“I don’t need a seatbelt, I have my quick reflexes… and a fear of flying off my car.”

“I’m living on the edge of sanity… but the view is incredible.”

“Living on the edge means never fully committing to a bedtime routine.”

“I’m not reckless, I’m just a professional at living on the edge of disaster.”

“I always push the limits… especially when it comes to ordering spicy food.”

“Living on the edge means leaving the house without double-checking if I locked the door.”

“I thrive on the feeling of narrowly avoiding disaster… and dropping my morning coffee.”

“Life on the edge is like a constant game of ‘Guess if I put on deodorant today.'” SOCIAL DISTANCING QUOTES FUNNY

“I don’t need a parachute, I have my faith in gravity… most days.”

“Living on the edge means always testing the expiration date of leftovers.”

“I embrace danger and awkward situations… especially when it involves public speaking.”

“I’m a master of living on the edge… of forgetting important birthdays.”

“Who needs a safety harness when you have the instinct to always choose the tallest roller coaster?”

“Living on the edge means skipping the sunscreen… until the inevitable sunburn.”

“I’m not living on the edge, I’m simply living in a constant state of mild panic.”

“I never play it safe… when it comes to trying new restaurants.”

“Living on the edge means never fully understanding the concept of ‘too much caffeine.'”

“I may be living on the edge but at least I have a good sense of humor… and band-aids.”

“Who needs a plan B when life is all about living on the edge, with a side of spontaneous decisions?”

“Living on the edge involves always pushing the boundaries of the snooze button.”

“I’m not a daredevil, I’m just an expert at living on the edge of adventure.”