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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just living life on the edge… of furniture.”
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“I don’t need a safety net, I have my sense of balance… most days.”
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“Living on the edge means constantly reaching for the last slice of pizza.”
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“If a sign says ‘Do Not Touch,’ I consider it a challenge to live on the edge.”
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“I embrace danger with open arms… and a first-aid kit.”
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“Living on the edge is all fun and games until you accidentally pee on the toilet seat.”
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“I don’t need a seatbelt, I have my quick reflexes… and a fear of flying off my car.”
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“I’m living on the edge of sanity… but the view is incredible.”
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“Living on the edge means never fully committing to a bedtime routine.”
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“I’m not reckless, I’m just a professional at living on the edge of disaster.”
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“I always push the limits… especially when it comes to ordering spicy food.”
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“Living on the edge means leaving the house without double-checking if I locked the door.”
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“I thrive on the feeling of narrowly avoiding disaster… and dropping my morning coffee.”
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“Life on the edge is like a constant game of ‘Guess if I put on deodorant today.'” SOCIAL DISTANCING QUOTES FUNNY
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“I don’t need a parachute, I have my faith in gravity… most days.”
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“Living on the edge means always testing the expiration date of leftovers.”
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“I embrace danger and awkward situations… especially when it involves public speaking.”
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“I’m a master of living on the edge… of forgetting important birthdays.”
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“Who needs a safety harness when you have the instinct to always choose the tallest roller coaster?”
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“Living on the edge means skipping the sunscreen… until the inevitable sunburn.”
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“I’m not living on the edge, I’m simply living in a constant state of mild panic.”
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“I never play it safe… when it comes to trying new restaurants.”
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“Living on the edge means never fully understanding the concept of ‘too much caffeine.'”
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“I may be living on the edge but at least I have a good sense of humor… and band-aids.”
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“Who needs a plan B when life is all about living on the edge, with a side of spontaneous decisions?”
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“Living on the edge involves always pushing the boundaries of the snooze button.”
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“I’m not a daredevil, I’m just an expert at living on the edge of adventure.”