LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS BEST QUOTES

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“It’s been emotional.” – Bacon

“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the type of pussy to drink it.” – Eddy

“You don’t buy black powder on credit unless you’re a crackhead.” – Soap

“I mean, dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine.” – Ed

“It’s not a jag, it’s a gun. And I know the difference between a car and a gun.” – Big Chris

“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the type of pussy to drink it.” – Eddy

“Guns for show, knives for a pro.” – Eddie and Soap

“Fackin’ do her one more time for me!” – Tom

“Now that’s a pig sty. Can’t you see the bottle tags?” – Eddie

“I’ll give you the money for them and I’ll promise to pay the rent by Friday, okay?” – Rory Breaker

“We grow copious amounts of ganja, ya mean?” – Winston FEELING VERY LONELY AND DEPRESSED QUOTES

“Find something worth watching!” – Big Chris

“You can keep the money, but I want the eyes. The eyes! I’m going to take the eyes. Wait here.” – Hatchet Harry

“It’s a deal. It’s a steal. It’s the sale of the fuckin’ century.” – Eddie

“It’s not a tosser’s tipple, it’s a Max fuckin’ Bygraves song, old son.” – Tom

“My son’s innocent! Some nutter kettled him down the rub-a-dub on his way back from the rubber dub.” – Big Chris

“London gentlemen, quite simply the filthiest, too many dirty fingers in too many dirty pies.” – Harry Lonsdale

“Oi, Tony, this bloke’s been out all night and he ain’t found a billiard table. And these are your trousers; we found ’em outside the pub.” – Soap

“But it’s got two wheels and it’s blue.” – Nick the Greek

“The lads are getting a little anxious about their dough, Eddie.” – Bacon

FEELING VERY LONELY AND DEPRESSED QUOTES