LOKI QUOTES FUNNY

“I do what I want, when I want. Wherever I want. Just to spice things up.”

“I have an army. We have a Hulk. But I still prefer mischief.”

“I’m burdened with glorious purpose… and a mischievous sense of humor.”

“I’m the God of Mischief, not the God of Keeping My Promises.”

“I’m not a villain. I just happen to be misunderstood… most of the time.”

“I don’t like to play by the rules. I prefer to rewrite them… in my favor.”

“I’m not evil, I’m just really good at being bad.”

“Give me a kingdom to rule, and I promise to make mischief great again.”

“Mischief is my middle name. Actually, it’s Odin, but let’s not get technical.”

“I don’t discriminate between heroes and villains, I just cause chaos for everyone.”

“I tried to join the Avengers, but they said I was ‘too mischievous’. They clearly don’t understand the benefits of chaos.” QUOTE ABOUT REACHING YOUR DREAMS

“You can’t spell ‘love’ without ‘Loki’. Granted, you can’t spell ‘truth’ or ‘honesty’ either, but that’s beside the point.”

“I may have a heart of ice, but my wit is as fiery as a dragon’s breath.”

“If life gives you lemons, make mischief. It’s much more entertaining.”

“I don’t need a plan, just a quick wit and a bag of tricks.”

“The trick to being mischievous is knowing when to stop… and then ignoring that knowledge.”

“I don’t need superpowers to cause chaos. My personality is enough.”

“Never trust a god who says they can’t have fun. They’re lying.”

“I’m like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of mischief you’re gonna get.”

“I don’t believe in destiny or fate. I believe in creating chaos and watching the world burn.”