LONG FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”

“Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”

“I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.”

“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.”

“Love is being willing to share your fries, even when you said you didn’t want any.”

“Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses.”

“Love is being able to tolerate someone’s quirks, even when they chew too loudly.”

“Love is like a WiFi signal. It’s always there, but the connection can be unstable.”

“Love is a lot like a toothache, it’s painful but you still want to be close to the source.”

“Love is discovering the perfect balance between laughing with someone and laughing at them.”

“Love is willing to share your Netflix password without hesitation.”

“Love is knowing someone’s deepest, darkest secrets and still not unfriending them on Facebook.” FAMOUS QUOTES BY GRETA THUNBERG

“Love is being the designated bug killer in the relationship.”

“Love is the only game where both players can win, even when they’re terrible at it.”

“Love is finding someone who hates all the same things as you do.”

“Love is like a spreadsheet, it requires constant maintenance and occasional formula errors.”

“Love is eating the last slice of cake and blaming it on the dog.”

“Love is being able to laugh at yourself, especially when you trip in public.”

“Love is like a camera. You need the right angle and the perfect lighting to capture the best moments.”

“Love is watching the same movie for the hundredth time because it’s your partner’s favorite.”

“Love is being able to have a silent conversation using only eye-rolls.”

“Love is sharing your dessert, even when you said you didn’t want any.”

“Love is finding someone who is just as weird as you are, or at least pretends to be.”

“Love is accepting that your partner’s jokes aren’t always funny, but laughing anyway.”