MAD QUOTES FUNNY

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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.” – Lewis Carroll

“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was hungry.” – Unknown

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.” – Unknown

“I don’t need anger management. You just need to stop making me mad!” – Unknown

“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.” – Unknown

“I’m not odd. I’m just limited edition.”- Unknown

“My mind is like my internet browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.” – Unknown

“I’m not short. I’m vertically challenged.” – Unknown WORK IS DONE QUOTES

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Unknown

“I may be a genius, but I’m not a mind reader.” – Unknown

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the world.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy. I’m in energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my procrastination.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown

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