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“I’m not addicted to makeup, I just have a very committed relationship with it.”
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“I don’t need a beauty sleep, I need a makeup sleep.”
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“Me: *applies lipstick* Mirror: ‘You’re breathtaking!’ Me: ‘I know.'”
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“My makeup routine is basically just one big game of ‘let’s pretend I’m a morning person.'”
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“I wear makeup for myself because it makes me feel like a badass.”
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“My makeup skills are so good, I can make it look like I have my life together.”
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“Makeup: the one thing that can make you look awake when all you want to do is sleep.”
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“Beauty is power, and makeup is its sword.”
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“The only drama I enjoy is in my eyeliner.”
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“Life may not be perfect, but your winged eyeliner can be.”
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“Makeup is my art, and my face is my canvas.”
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“They say beauty is pain, but I say beauty is a full face of makeup.”
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“Never ask a girl with winged eyeliner why she’s late, unless you’re ready for a tale of epic proportions.”
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“An eyebrow without makeup is like a cupcake without frosting – still good, but missing something special.”
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“Forget diamonds, makeup is a girl’s best friend.” BEST WINNING MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES
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“I may not be perfect, but my makeup is.”
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“In a world full of basic bitches, be a bold lipstick.”
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“My mascara is too expensive to cry over silly boys.”
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“If you can’t love yourself, redefine your contour.”
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“When life gives you lemons, grab your bronzer and make them oranges.”
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“You can never be over-dressed or over-makeuped.”
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“My favorite exercise is applying mascara. It really stretches my lashes.”
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“Makeup is my therapy session, with cheaper side effects.”
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“If you can’t handle me at my worst makeup, you don’t deserve me at my best glam.”
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“Makeup is like magic, it can transform you into any character you want.”
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“Your face is a canvas, but your makeup is the masterpiece.”
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“I’m not high maintenance, I’m makeup maintenance.”
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“Makeup is the finishing touch to a perfect outfit, just like the cherry on top of a sundae.”