MAKEUP FUNNY BEAUTY QUOTES

“I’m not addicted to makeup, I just have a very committed relationship with it.”

“I don’t need a beauty sleep, I need a makeup sleep.”

“Me: *applies lipstick* Mirror: ‘You’re breathtaking!’ Me: ‘I know.'”

“My makeup routine is basically just one big game of ‘let’s pretend I’m a morning person.'”

“I wear makeup for myself because it makes me feel like a badass.”

“My makeup skills are so good, I can make it look like I have my life together.”

“Makeup: the one thing that can make you look awake when all you want to do is sleep.”

“Beauty is power, and makeup is its sword.”

“The only drama I enjoy is in my eyeliner.”

“Life may not be perfect, but your winged eyeliner can be.”

“Makeup is my art, and my face is my canvas.”

“They say beauty is pain, but I say beauty is a full face of makeup.”

“Never ask a girl with winged eyeliner why she’s late, unless you’re ready for a tale of epic proportions.”

“An eyebrow without makeup is like a cupcake without frosting – still good, but missing something special.”

“Forget diamonds, makeup is a girl’s best friend.” BEST QUOTES ABOUT FAKE PEOPLES

“I may not be perfect, but my makeup is.”

“In a world full of basic bitches, be a bold lipstick.”

“My mascara is too expensive to cry over silly boys.”

“If you can’t love yourself, redefine your contour.”

“When life gives you lemons, grab your bronzer and make them oranges.”

“You can never be over-dressed or over-makeuped.”

“My favorite exercise is applying mascara. It really stretches my lashes.”

“Makeup is my therapy session, with cheaper side effects.”

“If you can’t handle me at my worst makeup, you don’t deserve me at my best glam.”

“Makeup is like magic, it can transform you into any character you want.”

“Your face is a canvas, but your makeup is the masterpiece.”

“I’m not high maintenance, I’m makeup maintenance.”

“Makeup is the finishing touch to a perfect outfit, just like the cherry on top of a sundae.”