![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVdtWEh1bFpsaHBqUUxpTmdsSzZ5aWkxcStGWUZGemY1V2dIbjNQYm9aeDNudFU1bkJyUEI3RER2SjA3WjFTeFNLK2M2bXFjK3lseFZDS0FYakJVUU1FT3MwNmpobVdrTFA1ajkyTi94aVRwbkpkelFhdDR3MTd1UlNpcU5qQUdGQzJjUk1SMXVwUmhveFV2Sm1BTG4xamM0L1Z6d2VjU2E3UVJGRTRmVUlh/MAKING+FUN+OF+INSPIRATIONAL+QUOTES/(89c42a067fb0bce965ce16c2d62dbeea).jpg)
“Just when you thought you couldn’t handle another inspirational quote, here’s one more!”
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“If life hands you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Demand a refund!”
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“Behind every successful person is a whole lot of coffee.”
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“You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.”
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“Believe you can, and you’re halfway there… or you could just take a nap and be fully there!”
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“The only thing we should be running is out of cake.”
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“The early bird can have the worm, I’ll take the extra sleep any day!”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, maybe it’s just not for you.”
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“Follow your dreams, unless your dream is to sleep all day.”
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“Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.”
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it… but who needs that kind of pressure?”
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“Opportunity knocks… but sometimes it’s just the pizza delivery guy.”
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“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia!” NEW LOOK NEW STYLE QUOTES
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“If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.”
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“Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars… and probably freeze to death.”
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“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened… or just cry, that’s okay too.”
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“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably can’t handle me at my best either.”
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“I was going to take over the world, but then I saw something shiny.”
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“Happiness is like a butterfly… if you chase it, it will fly away and leave you wondering why you’re running through a field.”
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“If common sense was a person, it would probably have a restraining order against me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRWbmNJamdWWk5kdE1wNTlpMjRWUjA0Wnd0ZDFYTlpHR2Vqc0FBcDlyZ05jbnlnUnBKUk9leHViTWFqSEJyK1IrVkRzSDBManB5elJNbnZoYzdWTXI1SzRaZWx6ejZadzBCNUlUbWdPM3RyL0p4MFhDdnJRQTQ4MHRTRXBCNHN0akpnREN5eUdWbEdmVXIzTUZzSnI4PQ%3D%3D/MAKING+FUN+OF+INSPIRATIONAL+QUOTES/(1a2f34e469cde75133048482486fe3ab).jpg)
“Life is too short to be taken seriously, so I prefer to laugh at inspirational quotes instead.”
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“Shoot for the stars, and if you miss, grab a telescope and check out some other cool stuff.”
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“Success is not the key to happiness, the key to happiness is having a really big tub of ice cream.”
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“Don’t worry, be crappy… just kidding, that’s terrible advice!”