MAKING FUN OF INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

“Just when you thought you couldn’t handle another inspirational quote, here’s one more!”

“If life hands you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Demand a refund!”

“Behind every successful person is a whole lot of coffee.”

“You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.”

“Believe you can, and you’re halfway there… or you could just take a nap and be fully there!”

“The only thing we should be running is out of cake.”

“The early bird can have the worm, I’ll take the extra sleep any day!”

“If at first you don’t succeed, maybe it’s just not for you.”

“Follow your dreams, unless your dream is to sleep all day.”

“Be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.”

“The best way to predict the future is to create it… but who needs that kind of pressure?”

“Opportunity knocks… but sometimes it’s just the pizza delivery guy.”

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia!” NEW LOOK NEW STYLE QUOTES

“If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.”

“Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars… and probably freeze to death.”

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened… or just cry, that’s okay too.”

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you probably can’t handle me at my best either.”

“I was going to take over the world, but then I saw something shiny.”

“Happiness is like a butterfly… if you chase it, it will fly away and leave you wondering why you’re running through a field.”

“If common sense was a person, it would probably have a restraining order against me.”

“Life is too short to be taken seriously, so I prefer to laugh at inspirational quotes instead.”

“Shoot for the stars, and if you miss, grab a telescope and check out some other cool stuff.”

“Success is not the key to happiness, the key to happiness is having a really big tub of ice cream.”

“Don’t worry, be crappy… just kidding, that’s terrible advice!”