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“Some people should use glue instead of Chapstick.”
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“I’m not saying you’re stupid, but it looks like you go to school for the free food.”
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“You have a face only a mother could love… from a distance.”
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“Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone on it is a prick.”
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“I’d call you a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.”
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“You’re the reason why aliens might be hesitant to visit our planet.”
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“You must have a Ph.D. in stupidity.”
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“I’m sorry, were you speaking? I couldn’t hear over the sound of how annoying you are.”
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“You must have been born on the highway because that’s where most accidents happen.”
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“If you were any dumber, we would have to water you twice a week.”
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“Your ambition and talent must be siblings because they’re both missing from your life.”
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“Are you always this dense or are you making a special effort today?” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT CONFIDENCE
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“You have the personality of a wet cardboard box.”
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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in a zoo.”
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“I’m jealous of all the people who have never met you.”
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“Your IQ is lower than your shoe size.”
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“The fact that you’re still breathing is proof that Darwin was wrong.”
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“You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.”
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“If laughter is the best medicine, your face must cure diseases.”
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“Somewhere, there’s a tree fighting desperately against becoming the paper your resume is printed on.”
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“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
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“You’re so full of yourself, I’m surprised you don’t have to pay rent.”