ME AND MY SISTER FUNNY QUOTES

“Sisters are like therapists, but with built-in blackmail material.”

“Remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”

“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, she’ll still be there.”

“We weren’t sisters by birth, but we knew from the start we were soul sisters.”

“Nobody can make you laugh quite like your sister, especially when you’re not supposed to be laughing.”

“Sisters: partners in crime since day one.”

“We may fight like cats and dogs, but deep down, we’re purrfectly in sync.”

“We’re sisters, which means we laugh at the same lame jokes.”

“Sisters: the only ones programmed to understand your crazy.”

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me, and then I remember, oh right, I’m the normal one.”

“Life would be boring without a sister to share embarrassing stories and funny memories with.”

“Sisterhood is like having a built-in GPS for life’s adventures.”

“We’re not a regular family, we’re a cool sisterhood.” RIP MOTHER IN LAW QUOTES

“When life gets tough, remember you have a sister who will always make you laugh, even when you don’t feel like it.”

“Quality bonding time with my sister includes laughing until our stomachs hurt and tears stream down our faces.”

“Sisters: the ones who keep you humble with embarrassing childhood stories and funny nicknames.”

“They say a sibling is a built-in best friend. Well, my sister is also my built-in comedian.”

“When in doubt, just call your sister. She’ll make you giggle your way out of any situation.”

“Sisters: the perfect combination of crazy and caring.”

“Life is better with a sister by your side, making you laugh even when you’re about to cry.”

“Having a sister is like having a permanent stand-up comedy show in your life.”

“Sisters: the only ones who can make the most mundane tasks hilarious.”

“I don’t need a therapist; I have a sister who makes me laugh until I forget what I was worried about.”

“We may have different DNA but our sense of humor is definitely a family trait.”

“Annoying my sister is my favorite pastime, but making her laugh is my ultimate goal.”