MEANINGFUL BUT FUNNY QUOTES

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx

“I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison

“I may be a genius, but even geniuses make mistakes and sometimes, I’ll be the first to admit it.” – Albert Einstein

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde HOW TO QUOTE A CHARACTER IN A BOOK

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright