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“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
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“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
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“I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
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“I may be a genius, but even geniuses make mistakes and sometimes, I’ll be the first to admit it.” – Albert Einstein
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
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“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
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“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde HOW TO QUOTE A CHARACTER IN A BOOK
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“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
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“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.” – Walter Bagehot
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“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
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“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
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“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams
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“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead
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“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright