MINIONS FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS

“A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re funny, even when you’re not.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”

“A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.”

“Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… together.”

“Happiness is having friends who are as weird as you.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

“Friends are like stars, you may not see them always but you know they’re always there.”

“Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they’re gone forever.” MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES FOR RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES

“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”

“I don’t need a hairstylist; my friends pull my hair out for free.”

“Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies alone.”

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”

“A friend will help you up when you fall down. A best friend will laugh at you so hard they fall down too.”

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”

“Friends: the people who make your laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter, and your life a little better.”

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and insult you back.”

“A true friend is someone who knows all your weaknesses and still loves you anyway.”