MISS PIGGY QUOTES

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“It’s not easy being fabulous, but someone’s gotta do it!”

“I’m a woman who likes to be on top… of everything.”

“I’m not high maintenance, I’m just highly confident.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need someone who can handle my brilliance.”

“Never eat more than you can lift.”

“I love it when I’m right. It’s my favorite thing in the whole world.”

“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I’m glamorous, but approachable. Just like a princess.”

“I was born fabulous, baby.”

“I don’t mind living in a man’s world as long as I get to be a woman in it.”

“I think it’s only fair that I always get what I want.”

“I’m a diva, but a diva who knows how to get things done.”

“I don’t do subtle. I do unforgettable.” MAIL QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“The only thing louder than my fashion choices is my personality.”

“I’m not afraid to speak my mind. In fact, I think it’s a missed opportunity if I don’t.”

“I believe in being strong when everything else seems to be going wrong.”

“I have expensive taste. That’s because I’m worth it.”

“I can be whatever I want to be, and I choose to be fabulous.”

“I may be a pig, but I’m a high-class pig.”

“Never judge a diva by her cover.”

“I always say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. That way, you can keep an eye on both of them.”

“When life hands you lemons, add some sparkle and make it fabulous!”

“I am a pig of substance, and no one can take that away from me.”

“I’m not just a pretty face, I’m a pretty face with brains.”

“Never apologize for being fabulous.”

“I may appear delicate and dainty, but underneath this fur, I’m fierce.”

“Sometimes you gotta let go of the past and put your best hoof forward.”