MISS PIGGY QUOTES MOI

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

“Moi’s philosophy is simple: If you can’t say something nice, say something outrageous.”

“I am moi, and moi is fabulous.”

“I don’t mind living in a man’s world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”

“Moi’s love is like a fine wine, it gets better with age and it goes straight to your head.”

“Never eat more than you can lift.”

“Moi always gets the last word, even if it’s a vowel.”

“I am a true diva, and I demand to be treated like one.”

“Only moi can pull off wearing pearls the size of my ego.”

“I might be high maintenance, but I’m worth every penny.”

“When it comes to fashion, moi is the ultimate trendsetter.”

“If I were a vegetable, I would be a glamorous carrot.”

“I’m not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally.” QUOTES ABOUT MAD FRIENDS

“Moi’s favorite exercise is stretching the truth.”

“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need a man who can keep up with moi.”

“Behind every successful woman is moi.”

“Love moi or leave moi, there is no middle ground.”

“I’ll never settle for anything less than perfection, because that’s what I deserve.”

“Moi believes in using my looks to get what I want, and my talent to keep it.”

“Sometimes you have to break a few hearts to get what you want, and moi has never been afraid to do so.”

“Moi’s beauty is not just skin deep, it’s also bone structure, stunning hair, and impeccable style.”

“I refuse to be average, I was born to be fabulous.”

“The best way to get over someone is to make sure they regret ever losing moi.”

“If bad karma comes back to haunt you, make sure you’re wearing fabulous shoes.”