MISS U FUNNY QUOTES

“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.”

“I’m not saying I miss you, but a tornado could hit my house and I’d be like ‘Where did all my stuff go?'”

“I miss you so much, it’s like everyday is leg day at the gym.”

“If missing you was a job, I’d be the CEO of the company.”

“I miss you so much, I might start stalking your old Facebook photos just to feel closer to you.”

“I miss you like a computer misses its mouse.”

“I miss you like Netflix misses the ‘Are you still watching?’ message.”

“I miss you like a dog misses humping people’s legs.”

“I miss you so much, I should probably start charging my phone for all the texts I’m not receiving.”

“I miss you like a fish misses water, except I’m drowning in sadness instead.”

“I miss you like an anchor misses the sea.”

“I miss you more than a Kardashian misses the opportunity for a selfie.” LET GO FOR THE BETTER QUOTES

“I miss you like a giraffe with a sore neck misses a chiropractor.”

“I miss you like a squirrel misses its acorns during a harsh winter.”

“I miss you like a bad hair day misses a hat.”

“I miss you more than a Monday morning misses the snooze button.”

“I miss you like a mosquito misses a slap.”

“I miss you more than a vegetarian misses bacon.”

“I miss you like a kangaroo misses its pouch.”

“I miss you like a clown misses his audience.”

“I miss you like a bee misses its honey.”

“I miss you more than a balloon misses its air.”

“I miss you like a cat misses a full food bowl.”