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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”
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“A true friend stabs you in the front.”
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“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
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“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick to your butt like sand at the beach.”
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“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…and then we’ll be new friends!”
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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’!”
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“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
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“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people…together.”
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“We don’t need a therapist, we have each other!”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone. We’ll do them together and take embarrassing pictures as evidence.”
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“You’re the reason I smile even when I’m going through the toughest times…because I remember that absurd thing you did!”
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“A real friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” FATHER IN HEAVEN QUOTE
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“Our friendship is so strong; we could be the poster children for the United States of Weirdos.”
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“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!'”
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“We’ll always be together because we’re too weird to find anyone else who understands us.”
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“We might not have it all together, but together we have it all.”
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“We never lose when we’re together. Unless it’s a game. Then we probably lose.”
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“My best friend can tell me all my secrets, just by looking at my face!”
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“Best friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”
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“We go together like cupcakes and frosting…or like monkeys and bananas…or like crazy and crazier!”
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“Best friends are the people in life who understand your weirdness without judging you…too much.”
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“I don’t need superheroes when I have you as my best friend.”
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“Never let your best friend do anything embarrassing alone. Join in and make it even more embarrassing!”
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“We’re so hilarious together; we should start a comedy show. Or at least start recording our conversations.”