MISSING BEST FRIEND FUNNY QUOTES

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”

“A true friend stabs you in the front.”

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”

“Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick to your butt like sand at the beach.”

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…and then we’ll be new friends!”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’!”

“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people…together.”

“We don’t need a therapist, we have each other!”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone. We’ll do them together and take embarrassing pictures as evidence.”

“You’re the reason I smile even when I’m going through the toughest times…because I remember that absurd thing you did!”

“A real friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” FATHER IN HEAVEN QUOTE

“Our friendship is so strong; we could be the poster children for the United States of Weirdos.”

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!'”

“We’ll always be together because we’re too weird to find anyone else who understands us.”

“We might not have it all together, but together we have it all.”

“We never lose when we’re together. Unless it’s a game. Then we probably lose.”

“My best friend can tell me all my secrets, just by looking at my face!”

“Best friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.”

“We go together like cupcakes and frosting…or like monkeys and bananas…or like crazy and crazier!”

“Best friends are the people in life who understand your weirdness without judging you…too much.”

“I don’t need superheroes when I have you as my best friend.”

“Never let your best friend do anything embarrassing alone. Join in and make it even more embarrassing!”

“We’re so hilarious together; we should start a comedy show. Or at least start recording our conversations.”