MOM QUOTES FUNNY FROM SON

“My mom always says, ‘If you can’t say something nice, make sure it’s hilarious.'”

“My son asked me why I always have a ‘Mom mode’ on. I told him it’s because I can’t turn my awesomeness off!”

“I asked my mom why she loves me so much, and she replied, ‘Because you make me laugh daily, even when I want to cry.'”

“I told my mom I’m not a princess, and she said, ‘Darling, with all the drama you bring, you’re definitely royalty.'”

“My mom’s favorite line when I do something silly is, ‘Well, at least you got your comedy talent from me.'”

“When life gets tough, my mom always says, ‘Just remember, you’re the main character in your own comedy show.'”

“I wrote a funny joke and shared it with my mom. She replied, ‘Congratulations, you just made me laugh out loud and snort.'”

“My mom’s sense of humor is so contagious that even doctors have a hard time keeping a straight face during appointments.”

“I asked my mom why she’s always cracking jokes, and she said, ‘It’s my secret weapon for surviving motherhood.'”

“My mom’s secret to staying young is laughing at all my silly jokes and pretending they’re actually funny.”

“My mom’s laughter can cure any bad day. It’s like a dose of happiness straight from her hilarious heart.”

“I once asked my mom if I’m her favorite comedian, and she replied, ‘Honey, you’re the only comedian I know and love.'”

“My mom’s sense of humor is so great that she can make even the grumpiest person crack a smile.”

“The best part about growing up with a funny mom is that she ensures laughter is always on our menu, even in the toughest times.” CUTE SHORT LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP QUOTES

“My mom’s laughter is like a lullaby that brings comfort and joy, even in the darkest nights.”

“I told my mom I wish I had inherited her singing skills, and she said, ‘Trust me, it’s better to make people laugh than make their ears bleed.'”

“My mom’s humor is like a superpower that can turn any ordinary day into a side-splitting comedy show.”

“As a kid, my mom’s humor scared away monsters under my bed and turned fears into laughter-filled adventures.”

“My mom’s laughter is a constant reminder that life is too short to take things too seriously.”

“My mom has an uncanny ability to find the humor in any situation, even when everything else seems bleak.”

“When I told my mom I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, she laughed and said, ‘Well, at least I know you’ll have job security in making me smile.'”

“My mom’s wit is like a ninja; it strikes unexpectedly and leaves everyone rolling on the floor laughing.”

“My mom’s funny bone is so strong that even our pet dog has learned new tricks just to make her chuckle.”

“My mom once said, ‘If laughter is the best medicine, you must be my favorite pharmacist, son.'”

“I discovered that my mom’s jokes are her secret weapon for embarrassing me in public. Her laughter is contagious but mortifying.”

“My mom’s laughter is like a magic spell that turns the most serious situations into hilarious memories.”

“If funny is my middle name, then my mom is the whole dictionary of humor.”