MONTY PYTHON GOD QUOTES

“He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!” – Brian’s mother (Life of Brian)

“Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?” – Sir Bedevere (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“What have the Romans ever done for us?” – Reg (Life of Brian)

“All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?” – Reg (Life of Brian)

“I’m not dead yet!” – The Not Dead Fred (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” – Cardinal Ximenez (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“It’s just a flesh wound.” – The Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“I fart in your general direction.” – French Guard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“It’s not pining, it’s passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!” – Mr. Praline (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“Always look on the bright side of life.” – Brian (Life of Brian)

“We are no longer the knights who say ‘Ni!’. We are now the knights who say ‘Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm’.” – Knight of Ni (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“I didn’t expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.” – The Victim (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“It’s a fair cop.” – Citizen (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam! Wonderful spam!” – Vikings (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“I cannot lie, I did it!” – Sir Lancelot (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) MISSING U SAD QUOTES

“I’m being repressed!” – Dennis (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“Run away!” – Various characters (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“And now for something completely different…” – Announcer (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“We are the knights who say ‘Ni!'” – Knight of Ni (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“Do not be afraid, my children, for I am with you always.” – The Voice of God (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“Blessed are the cheesemakers.” – Sermon on the Mount Attendee (Life of Brian)

“I think it was ‘Blessed are the meek’.” – Brian (Life of Brian)

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” – Woman (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“And the Lord said, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.'” – Brother Maynard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“If I went ’round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!” – Dennis (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!” – Tim the Enchanter (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“What do you mean? An African or European swallow?” – Bridgekeeper (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

“It’s just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right.” – Various characters (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)

“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.'” – Brother Maynard (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)