MOTIVATION HOMER SIMPSON QUOTES

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”

“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.”

“I’m not a bad guy. I swear, I just have bad luck.”

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.”

“Ohh, look at me. I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!”

“I’m not normally a religious man, but if you’re up there, save me, Superman!”

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.”

“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”

“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.” QUOTES DESERVE

“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”

“I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to church!”

“Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”

“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!”

“If something is hard to do, then it’s not worth doing!”

“Marge, I’m not going to lie to you…well, it’s hard to say. I think I may have sold our house!”

“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!”

“To start, press any key. Where’s the ‘any’ key?!”

“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!”