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“Keep dreaming big, because it’s not like anything will actually happen.”
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“You can do anything you set your mind to… as long as it involves procrastinating and avoiding responsibilities.”
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“Success is 1% inspiration and 99% avoiding meetings.”
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“Believe in yourself, because no one else will.”
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“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”
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“If you think you’re worthless, just remember that you are somebody’s most annoying coworker.”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht, which is pretty close.”
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“Failure is the key to success, so keep failing until you become successful.”
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“Don’t worry, if the plan doesn’t work, the blame will be shift to someone else.”
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“The only exercise I do is jumping to conclusions.”
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“Just keep smiling and pretending everything is fine. It’s not like anyone cares anyway.”
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“Opportunity may knock once, but temptation will always knock twice.”
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“Don’t worry about pleasing everyone, because it’s impossible. You’re not pizza.”
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“When life gives you lemons, just add vodka.” BANGLE CEREMONY QUOTES FOR SISTER
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but you also avoid the embarrassment of missing them.”
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“The only exercise I get is running late.”
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“Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it’s the excuses that make it embarrassing.”
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“Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, unless it’s sunscreen.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.”
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“The early bird can have the worm, I’ll stick with the coffee.”
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sarcastic, and I hate you too.”
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“If sarcasm could burn calories, we’d all be supermodels.”
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“It’s not that I don’t care, I just don’t care enough to do anything about it.”
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“Some people say I’m sarcastic, but I’m just keeping the world on its toes.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I just have a very low tolerance for stupidity.”
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“Don’t worry about being successful, just show up and confuse people.”