“The only bad run is the one you didn’t do.”

“Running: cheaper than therapy.”

“When in doubt, run it out.”

“Running is my coffee – it perks me up and gives me a buzz.”

“Running – because cupcakes don’t burn off themselves.”

“Sweat is just fat crying.”

“Running: because zombies will eat the untrained ones first.”

“Life is short, running makes it seem longer.”

“Running: because I really like cake.”

“If you see me collapse, pause my Garmin.”

“The road to success is always under construction. Keep running!”

“Running is a mental sport, and we’re all insane.”

“If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.”

“The hardest step for a runner is the first one out the door.” ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR INLAWS

“Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.”

“Run like you stole something!”

“Sweating like a pig, feeling like a fox!”

“May the course be with you.”

“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”

“Running: the art of slow-motion jogging.”

“I run so my legs can take me places my mind never could.”

“Running won’t solve all our problems, but then again, neither will sitting at home.”

“Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.”

“Run now, worry later.”

“Running: my therapy, my escape, my happy place.”

“Age is just a number. Running is a state of mind.”

“The faster you run, the quicker you’re done!”