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“Mom, can I have some cake for breakfast? It’s my birthday… well, my stuffed animal’s birthday.”
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“Dad, why do you have to go to work? Can’t you just stay home and play video games like me?”
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“Mom, I don’t need to clean my room. It’s just organized chaos.”
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“Dad, I can’t do my homework. YouTube said parents were supposed to help.”
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“Mom, did you know that the tooth fairy also gives out money for good grades? Just saying…”
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“Dad, can you believe it? I ate all my vegetables today… and then I found a hidden stash of Oreos.”
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“Mom, guess what? I’m starting a band. I just need a guitar, drums, a microphone, and some talent.”
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“Dad, do you know what’s scarier than monsters under the bed? Math homework.”
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“Mom, this broccoli is definitely trying to kill me. It’s evil, I tell you!”
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“Dad, I think I’m going to start a business selling toys. Can I borrow some money to get started?”
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“Mom, can I have a pet dinosaur? I promise I’ll take it for walks, and clean up after its messes.”
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“Dad, can I have a dollar for every chore I don’t do? It’s called a motivation fee.”
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“Mom, can I skip school today? I already know everything they teach anyway… or at least I think I do.” PRECIOUS T FROM PRECIOUS PERSON QUOTES
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“Dad, did you know that the more laundry you do, the more ninja skills you acquire? It’s true, I read it in a comic book.”
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“Mom, why can’t vegetables taste like fried chicken? Life would be so much better.”
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“Dad, I have a joke for you: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
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“Mom, if I become the President, I promise to make ice cream mandatory for breakfast.”
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“Dad, can you talk to my teacher? I think she gave me too much homework. I mean, who needs to learn about fractions anyway?”
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“Mom, I have a great idea! Let’s replace all our furniture with trampolines. It’ll make cleaning so much more fun!”
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“Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a superhero. But like a lazy one who naps a lot.”
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“Mom, why can’t I drink coffee like you? It’s just bean soup, right?”
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“Dad, did you know that I can hear the plants talk? They’re always whispering, ‘Please water us!'”
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“Mom, I have a secret superpower. I can make cookies disappear in the blink of an eye.”
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“Dad, if I share my candy with you, does that mean you’ll let me stay up past my bedtime?”