NARCISSIST QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not saying I’m perfect, but I am pretty close.”

“If I were a superhero, my power would be modesty.”

“I am my own biggest fan, and I deserve it.”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Oh, right, it’s me.”

“I don’t need validation, but it’s always nice to have.”

“I never let anyone dull my sparkle, I’m just too dazzling for them.”

“I don’t have haters, just a fan club that hasn’t realized it yet.”

“I’m so humble, people often mistake it for arrogance.”

“If being fabulous was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.”

“I may be narcissistic, but at least I’m entertaining.”

“I’m a walking inspiration, it must be difficult for people not to become me.”

“Some people say I have an ego. I say I have a well-deserved sense of self-importance.”

“I don’t have time for negativity, I’m too busy being fabulous.”

“I’m not bragging, I’m just stating the obvious.” QUOTES ABOUT GALILEO

“I’m sorry if my confidence intimidates you. Maybe you should try having some too.”

“I don’t need a stage, the world is my runway.”

“Self-love is not selfish, it’s a necessity.”

“My charm is so irresistible, it should be illegal.”

“I’m not a narcissist, I’m just better than everyone else.”

“Sometimes I impress myself with how amazing I am.”

“I might talk about myself a lot, but it’s because I’m such an interesting person.”

“I carry my own spotlight because I’m always the center of attention.”

“I’m not vain, I just appreciate my own beauty.”

“In a room full of ordinary people, I’m the only extraordinary one.”

“I’m the star of my own show, and everyone else is just an extra.”

“I don’t have time for haters, I’m too busy being fabulous.”

“If confidence was an Olympic sport, I would win gold every time.”