NATIONAL CHRISTMAS VACATION QUOTES

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“I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.” – Clark Griswold

“I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold

“The little lights aren’t twinkling.” – Clark Griswold

“Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse-browsing.” – Clark Griswold

“Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?” – Margo Chester

“Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!” – Cousin Eddie

“I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself.” – Cousin Eddie

“Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” – Cousin Eddie

“The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.” – Clark Griswold

“Well I’m gonna park the cars and get the luggage, and well, I’ll be outside for the season.” – Clark Griswold

“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

“Hey Griswold, where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?” – Todd Chester HIGH QUOTES THAT MAKE YOU THINK

“Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.” – Aunt Bethany

“She’ll see it later, honey. Her eyes are frozen.” – Clark Griswold

“The silent majesty of a winter’s morn, the clean, cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.” – Clark Griswold

“The only Christmas tradition that Clark Griswold hasn’t been able to screw up.” – Ellen Griswold

“You set standards that no family can live up to!” – Ellen Griswold

“I am enjoying this, pretending we’re at a cocktail party.” – Clark Griswold

“If nobody has anything else they’d like to say, there’s a little tree over here, share it with the kids.” – Clark Griswold

“Our holidays were always such a mess.” – Clark Griswold

“That’s the gift that’s kept on giving all year long.” – Clark Griswold

“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now!” – Clark Griswold

“I dedicate this house to the Griswold family Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

HIGH QUOTES THAT MAKE YOU THINK