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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
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“I may be a millennial, but I can still turn on a light switch without asking Siri.”
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“I’m not addicted to social media, I just have a strong relationship with my WiFi.”
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“I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks.”
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“My patience level is equal to a WiFi signal in the basement.”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy me a new outfit for my Instagram feed.”
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“I’m not a stalker, I’m just doing in-depth social media research.”
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“My ability to remember song lyrics from the 90s is inversely proportional to my ability to remember where I put my keys.”
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“My life is like a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just a whole lot of comedy.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, YouTube fitness videos have got my back.”
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“I always carry a pen, because you never know when someone might ask for an autograph.”
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“I’m not shy, I’m just extremely well skilled at figuring out exactly how uninterested people are in what I have to say.”
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“I finally realized I’m an adult when I stopped getting an allowance and started paying my own phone bill.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” NEVER LET ME GO FRIENDSHIP QUOTES
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“I might not have a six-pack, but I have a whole fridge of beer. Close enough.”
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“I used to have life goals, now I just have daily targets for my Netflix binge-watching sessions.”
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“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”
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“My phone is always on silent, not because I’m considerate, but because I forget to turn the sound on.”
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“I don’t need a personal assistant, just someone to follow me around and say ‘It’s okay, you’re doing great!'”
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”
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“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three or four times, you know, just to be sure I learned my lesson.”
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“I don’t play favorites, but I do have a playlist for each mood.”
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“I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can unlock my iPhone when I forget the password.”
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“I’m not a morning person, but I’m also not an early afternoon person, a late afternoon person, or an evening person. Basically, I’m just not a person.”
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“I don’t need a personal trainer, my anxiety provides me with a full-body workout every day.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZlhsSUo2ZFdydE1scmVBajMrRjNJQS9xZ2VXRGFsZStnY21JQzViekRZU2hoMEhIbXVITVNiaE1Qdm9ld1Q4dE1yM3M3MHZuRjlBNFZ1QU5xcmJycjJaK1NOZ0d2QjFJYUF5My9JTFQwUFlLY0wxWWpZSUdvYTdmd040bzMwVDdRPT0%3D/NEW+GENERATION+FUNNY+QUOTES/(0cca558c0d29b80b28beb7e599209e6f).jpg)
“If sarcasm burned calories, I’d be the skinniest person alive.”