NEW YEARS EVE QUOTES FUNNY

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!”

“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to achieve the body I’ve always wanted. It’s called ‘Netflix and no-chill’.”

“New Year’s resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”

“I can’t wait to ruin another year by making impractical New Year’s resolutions.”

“New year, same me – because I’m already pretty fabulous.”

“I’m going to order a pizza five minutes before the new year, and when they arrive, I’ll say ‘I ordered this a year ago!'”

“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions. Cheers!”

“New Year’s resolution – gym membership, $50; new workout clothes, $100; actually going to the gym – priceless!”

“My New Year’s resolution? I won’t be doing anything I’ll regret in 202 Oops, too late already.”

“I’m staying up on New Year’s Eve not to see the ball drop, but to ensure that my friends don’t drop!”

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full of either rum, vodka, or whiskey.” NEW HOME QUOTES SHORT

“I will drink responsibly this year… Respo – what? Drinks?”

“This year, let’s resolve to be committed to all of our bad habits. It’s much easier to hold onto those!”

“Cheers to 2022 – may we finally be able to tell each other apart in group photos!”

“Another year has gone by and I still haven’t grown up. Maybe next year!”

“Here’s to the new year, where all your weight loss goals will be realized… in the gym dreams.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions. And may mine be over in a minute!”

“This year, may your Snapchat story be filled with memorable moments that don’t get ‘accidentally’ deleted.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to remember to write ‘2022’ instead of ‘2021’… eventually.”

“May your New Year’s Eve party be as memorable as the dietary restrictions you’ll break the next day.”

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop worrying about my waistline… I mean, I’d much rather win the lottery!”

“Here’s to another year of pretending I know what I’m doing!”

“May your troubles be less, and your e-wallet always full in the New Year!”