ONE DIRECTION FUNNY QUOTES

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“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22… and like One Direction is the best band ever.” – Unknown

“What do One Direction and my math book have in common? They both give me equations I can’t solve.” – Unknown

“I asked my friend if he wanted to come to a One Direction concert with me. He said, ‘Sorry, I can’t make it. I’m already in a boy band.'” – Unknown

“One Direction is like math: their songs are formulaic, but I still love them.” – Unknown

“Why did One Direction go to school? Because they wanted to catch “Up All Night.” – Unknown

“What’s the difference between Harry Styles and a microwave? A microwave stops when you open the door, but Harry keeps going.” – Unknown

“I asked my friend if she liked One Direction. She said, ‘No, I prefer Four Directions: North, South, East, and West.'” – Unknown

“How do you know you’re a true One Direction fan? You dream about them at night and constantly check for updates during the day.” – Unknown

“If One Direction stole your heart, consider it an honor, at least they have good taste.” – Unknown

“Why did Liam Payne bring a ladder to the One Direction concert? Because he wanted to reach the high notes.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a lucky charm, I have One Direction.” – Unknown I CAN T EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL QUOTES

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? One Direction. One Direction who? Exactly, the only direction you need in your life.” – Unknown

“Why did Zayn Malik bring a ladder to the fancy party? Because he heard One Direction was performing on a higher level.” – Unknown

“You know you’re a Directioner when you’re singing a One Direction song, but someone catches you and you pretend it was just a sneeze.” – Unknown

“One Direction quotes give you life, just like they give you fabulous music.” – Unknown

“What did Harry Styles say when he saw a Christmas tree? ‘Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, why are you not One Direction?'” – Unknown

“You can’t make everyone like One Direction, but you can ask them to leave.” – Unknown

“Why did Niall Horan take off his shoe at the concert? He wanted to prove he could still be a sole artist.” – Unknown

“I told my friend I was in a committed relationship. She said, ‘With who?’ I replied, ‘One Direction… it’s complicated.'” – Unknown

“Why did Louis Tomlinson open a bakery? Because he wanted to make some dough on the side.” – Unknown

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