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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”
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“I like you because you join in on my weirdness.”
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“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
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“I’m so glad friends don’t have any screen time limits.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.”
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“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”
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“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
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“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” GOD HEAL MY BROKEN HEART QUOTES
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“Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.”
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“Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.”
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“Best friends are like thighs – they stick together.”
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“Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.”
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“A day spent with friends is always a day well spent… or not remembered at all!”
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“Friends don’t care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine.”
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“I’d take a bullet for you, not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”
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“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves… to annoy ’til death do us part.”
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“A best friend is like a brother or sister you choose to have.”
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“Friends are like chocolate, always there to make your day a little sweeter.”