ONE LINE FUNNY QUOTES FOR FRIENDS

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”

“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”

“I like you because you join in on my weirdness.”

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”

“I’m so glad friends don’t have any screen time limits.”

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.”

“I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” GOD HEAL MY BROKEN HEART QUOTES

“Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.”

“Best friends are the people you can do anything and nothing with and still have the best time.”

“Best friends are like thighs – they stick together.”

“Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.”

“A day spent with friends is always a day well spent… or not remembered at all!”

“Friends don’t care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine.”

“I’d take a bullet for you, not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves… to annoy ’til death do us part.”

“A best friend is like a brother or sister you choose to have.”

“Friends are like chocolate, always there to make your day a little sweeter.”