![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWHdIWHRoamp0UkQ0QitadEFmZHlUUi90cmx2b3drclFJNkI5Y1BRcXUwQlJBMWZYaG95WGE4RGQ4dWswaitxU2UzcTAxUTRCT2Y4d2FPZ2hZc2tFdmc9/OREO+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e91a802b8c465fef4e0608ee34456493).jpg)
“I only eat Oreos on days that end in ‘Y.'”
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“There’s no ‘we’ in Oreos. Oh wait, actually there is!”
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“When life gives you Oreos, eat them!”
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“I’m sorry for what I said when I was still waiting for my Oreo to finish dipping in milk.”
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“I’m not addicted to Oreos, I just have a strong ‘stay-fresh’ agreement with them.”
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“My philosophy in life is that if it doesn’t have Oreos, it’s not worth it.”
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“Oreos are like little drops of happiness with cream in between.”
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“Oops, the package said ‘open here’ and suddenly all the Oreos were gone… strange.”
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“Oreos make everything better. That’s a scientific fact.”
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“Be the Oreo in a world full of plain crackers!”
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“Oreos understand me more than most people do.”
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“Is it just me, or do Oreos taste even better when you’re supposed to be on a diet?”
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“No matter how many Oreos I eat, my love for them never crumbles.” ANNIVERSARY OF PASSING AWAY QUOTES
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“Did you know that Oreos are the best cure for a bad day? Trust me, it’s been thoroughly researched.”
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“If life gives you crumbs, make Oreo milkshake!”
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“I believe in miracles, especially when it comes to getting the last Oreo in the package.”
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“I plan on growing older, but never growing out of Oreos.”
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“Sometimes the best therapy is a tub of ice cream and a pack of Oreos.”
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“Oreos are like a delicious secret that everyone knows about.”
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“If you’re feeling down, just imagine a world where Oreos are free. Instant happiness!”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, just someone who can open my stubborn Oreo package.”
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“Excuse me while I have a moment with my Oreos.”
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“Oreos: Because every beautiful relationship starts with a yummy middle.”
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“You had me at Oreo.”
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“In a world full of cookies, be an Oreo.”