OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB QUOTES FUNNY

“I’m not a pervert. I’m a prince.”

“I have a 70% chance of literally kicking the bucket.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t bite…hard.”

“The only reason I’m a host is because it’s a good excuse to skip class.”

“I suffer from selective hearing. I can only hear things that interest me.”

“I should come with a warning label: Handle with care, fragile ego inside.”

“If you’re afraid of bees, just think of them as fluffy little flying pandas.”

“I’m allergic to stupid people.”

“I never lose. I either win or learn.”

“Beauty may only be skin deep, but let’s face it, humans are shallow creatures.”

“I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, the chairs and tables are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“If I were a vegetable, I would be a cute-cumber.” FAMOUS QUOTES FROM INTERSTELLAR

“I’m not responsible for what my face does when you’re talking.”

“I’m so fab, even unicorns are jealous.”

“I’m too fabulous for gravity.”

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

“I’m not weird. I’m Limited Edition.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.”

“My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.”

“I don’t trust words. I trust pictures. They don’t lie.”

“I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“I’m too cool for stress. Stress should be afraid of me.”

“I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font!”