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“Forget about love, let’s play paintball!”
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“I may not be the fastest runner, but I can sure dodge a paintball like a pro!”
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“Nothing feels more satisfying than hitting your best friend with a perfectly aimed paintball shot.”
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“In paintball, we don’t call it ‘getting hit,’ we call it ‘colorful battle scars’.”
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“Paintball: the only sport where it’s socially acceptable to shoot your friends for fun.”
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“If you can dodge a paintball, you can dodge anything…except your responsibilities.”
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“Paintball tip: when in doubt, shoot first and ask questions later.”
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“You can tell a lot about a person by how they react to being hit by a paintball.”
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“Paintball: the perfect way to release your stress and anger…on someone else.”
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“I like my paintballs like I like my coffee: full of energy and aiming for your face.”
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“Paintball is the closest thing to a real-life video game…with more bruises.” GOD CONSCIOUSNESS QUOTES
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“Paintball strategy: when in doubt, unleash a hailstorm of paint.”
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“Paintball: the sport where camouflage becomes fashion.”
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“Why pray for peace when you can play paintball?”
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“Sometimes I think paintball would be more enjoyable if it didn’t hurt so much…but then I remember the satisfaction of nailing someone with a perfect shot.”
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“Paintball players: the real-life action heroes.”
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“In paintball, there are no winners or losers…just colorful victors and slightly more colorful victims.”
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“The only thing more intense than a paintball battle is the debate over who cheated.”
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“Paintball brings out the best in people…and the worst.”
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“Playing paintball is like being in a war movie, except you get to yell ‘I got you!’ instead of ‘Cut!’.”
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“Don’t be afraid of getting hit in paintball, be afraid of running out of ammo!”