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“Behind every glamorous celebrity photo is a paparazzo with a really good zoom lens.”
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“Paparazzi: the only people who can make stalking seem like a legitimate profession.”
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“Paparazzi are like mosquitos, except they give you fame instead of itching.”
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“There’s a fine line between being a journalist and being a paparazzo…and they just don’t care.”
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“Paparazzi: the true heroes of our generation, risking their lives to get celebrity bikini shots.”
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“Paparazzi are so stealthy; they could probably snap a picture of Bigfoot without him noticing.”
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“Paparazzi: the reason why celebrities always look startled.”
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“I don’t need paparazzi to follow me; my mom already does that for me.”
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“Photography is all about capturing the perfect moment, unless you’re a paparazzo – then it’s about capturing the most embarrassing moment.”
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“Paparazzi are the only people who can make stepping out of your house to get some groceries look like a red carpet event.”
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“Paparazzi: where photography meets desperate, intrusive behavior.”
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“Paparazzi can make anyone look like a superstar…or a crazy person, depending on the angle.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time a paparazzi photo made me question my existence, I’d be rich.” BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT ACTION
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“Paparazzi are the reason why I always wear sunglasses indoors. You never know when a camera flash might strike.”
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“Paparazzi: the only people who can make a walk of shame look like a fashion show.”
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“Paparazzi should consider selling their photos as posters – they’re basically the unofficial biographers of our generation.”
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“Paparazzi: the true experts in the art of stealth photography and complete lack of privacy.”
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“Paparazzi are like modern-day pirates, but instead of searching for treasure, they’re hunting for scandalous tabloid headlines.”
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“I always wonder what the paparazzi do with all the outtakes they can’t sell…do they just hang embarrassing celebrity photos in their living rooms?”
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“If you can dodge a paparazzi, you can dodge a ball.”
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“Paparazzi: because what’s better than being famous? Being photographed trying to buy toilet paper.”
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“Paparazzi photos should come with captions saying, ‘When life gives you fame, make ridiculous faces for the cameras.'”
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“Paparazzi are like human photo drones – buzzing around celebrities and capturing their every move.”
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“Paparazzi: when snooping and photography become an art form.”