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“Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.” – Unknown
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“Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.” – Unknown
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“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.” – Arnold H. Glasow
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“My doctor told me I would live to be 100. I’m so impatient, I’m running out of time!” – Unknown
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“Patience is not a virtue, it’s just a really long traffic light.” – Unknown
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“Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off.” – Unknown
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“Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.” – Unknown
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“The only fast thing about me is my impatience.” – Unknown
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“I’m not impatient – I just prefer instant gratification.” – Unknown
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“I have the patience of a saint… a very short-tempered saint.” – Unknown
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“I’ve mastered the art of waiting… I’m just not very good at it.” – Unknown
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“Patience is not my strong suit… or my weak suit for that matter.” – Unknown
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“I tried being patient once. It didn’t work. So, I gave up.” – Unknown
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“Impatience is a virtue… or at least it should be.” – Unknown
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“Patience is what you have when there are too many witnesses.” – Unknown YOU WILL MAKE IT QUOTES
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“Patience: the ability to count to 10… very slowly.” – Unknown
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“Patience: the ability to remain calm while slowly losing your mind.” – Unknown
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“Patience is a virtue… I just haven’t found it yet.” – Unknown
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“I’m not impatient, I’m just very anxious.” – Unknown
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“Patience is the calm acceptance that things can go wrong… very wrong.” – Unknown
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“Patience is a skill I have yet to acquire… or even attempt to acquire.” – Unknown
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“Impatience is a funny thing, it’s almost instantaneous.” – Unknown
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“A little bit of patience… and a lot of chocolate.” – Unknown
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“Patience is the key to success, or so I’ve been told. I’m still waiting for it to work.” – Unknown
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“I have the patience of a saint… someone should tell me which saint so I can stop waiting.” – Unknown
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“I’m not impatient, I’m just extremely eager.” – Unknown
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“Patience is a virtue, but I think mine got lost in the mail.” – Unknown
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“Patience is a talent I have yet to discover within myself.” – Unknown