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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random gravity checks.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to bullsh*t.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I am functioning correctly; it is society that has the problem.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”
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“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in smart-ass.”
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“I’m not a Control Freak. I just know how things should be done.”
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“I’m not a gossip, I just have a strong observation skillset.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”
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“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.”
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“I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just navigating advanced gravity.”
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“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”
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“I’m not disorganized, I’m creatively chaotic.” GRADUATION DAY WITH FRIENDS QUOTES
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“I’m not indecisive, I’m just exploring all the options.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.”
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“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different.”
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“I’m not forgetful, I’m just collecting new memories.”
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“I’m not messy, I’m creatively untidy.”
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“I’m not late, I just wanted to make a fashionable entrance.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just in efficient mode.”
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“I’m not clumsy, I just have a strong affinity for gravity.”
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“I’m not boring, you’re just not intellectually stimulated.”
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“I’m not a control freak, I just enjoy organizing chaos.”
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“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”
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“I’m not impatient, I just don’t have time for nonsense.”
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“I’m not awkward, I’m just wonderfully unique.”
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“I’m not easily distracted, I just find everything interesting.”