“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just performing random gravity checks.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”

“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to bullsh*t.”

“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

“I am functioning correctly; it is society that has the problem.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in smart-ass.”

“I’m not a Control Freak. I just know how things should be done.”

“I’m not a gossip, I just have a strong observation skillset.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I’m not stubborn, my way is just better.”

“I’m not opinionated, I’m just always right.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just navigating advanced gravity.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I’m not disorganized, I’m creatively chaotic.” QUOTES ABOUT STRONG BLACK MOTHERS

“I’m not indecisive, I’m just exploring all the options.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the floor.”

“I’m not crazy, my reality is just different.”

“I’m not forgetful, I’m just collecting new memories.”

“I’m not messy, I’m creatively untidy.”

“I’m not late, I just wanted to make a fashionable entrance.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just in efficient mode.”

“I’m not clumsy, I just have a strong affinity for gravity.”

“I’m not boring, you’re just not intellectually stimulated.”

“I’m not a control freak, I just enjoy organizing chaos.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition.”

“I’m not impatient, I just don’t have time for nonsense.”

“I’m not awkward, I’m just wonderfully unique.”

“I’m not easily distracted, I just find everything interesting.”