POSITIVE FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WORK

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Work hard, nap hard.” – Unknown

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?” – Jean Cocteau

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain AMERICAN BEAUTY PLASTIC BAG QUOTE

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.” – Steven Wright

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” – John D. Rockefeller

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

“I’m not clumsy, I just have a tendency to spontaneously trip and occasionally crash into things.” – Unknown

“Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded.” – Wayne Dyer