POSITIVE JOKES QUOTES

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.”

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

“I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.”

“My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!'”

“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.”

“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!” DAY ENJOY QUOTES

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”

“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”

“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.”

“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

“I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.”

“My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!”

“I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!'”

“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”