POSITIVE QUOTES ABOUT ALCOHOL

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“Remember, ‘I’ before ‘E,’ except in Budweiser.” – Unknown

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw

“The hard part isn’t drinking, it’s not drinking when you want to.” – Garth Brooks

“Alcohol may be a temporary solution, but it might also be the start of a more permanent escape.” – Unknown

“They say the best conversations happen over margaritas.” – Unknown

“A little party never killed nobody.” – Unknown

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“I have mixed drinks about feelings.” – Unknown

“I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year – when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” – Unknown BEST FRIEND THANKSGIVING QUOTES

“Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“Sometimes we drink too much, because it’s hard to say what we’re thinking sober.” – Unknown

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

“Life is too short to not have a little umbrella in your drink.” – Unknown

“I only drink champagne on two occasions – when I am in love and when I am not.” – Coco Chanel

“A party without alcohol is just a meeting.” – Unknown

“I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t find my glass.” – Tom Waits

“Alcohol may be the perfect solvent for your problems.” – Unknown

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, and then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Life is short. Drink the good wine first.” – Unknown