“I used to work at a bakery. I kneaded dough every day!”

“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

“Work tip: Stand up, stretch, take a walk… to the donut shop!”

“If you think your job is boring, remember someone is working as a taste tester for dog food.”

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”

“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do… or deceive your boss that you love it.”

“Success is the ability to go from one job to another with no loss of enthusiasm… or paycheck!”

“Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.”

“I’m not saying my work-life balance is perfect, but my coffee cup has a handle on both sides.”

“Don’t take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyway.” FUNNY PRIORITY QUOTES

“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”

“My job interview tip: Just be yourself… unless you’re boring, then pretend to be someone else.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.”

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”

“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. That’s why I am sitting here in a Batman costume!”

“I’m not late. I’m on flexible working hours!”

“Why do they call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves?”

“Work like a captain, party like a pirate.”

“The problem with the rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

“Remember, the only thing standing between you and success is lack of talent, motivation, and a whole lot of bad luck!”