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“Christmas is a magical time of year, and if you don’t believe in magic, just wait until you see how many cookies I can eat in one sitting!”
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“Jingle all the way, or I’ll jingle your bells!”
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“May your Christmas sparkle with love, laughter, and a little bit of inappropriate humor.”
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“Forget the mistletoe, I’ll be standing under the eggnog fountain!”
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“Christmas calories don’t count, so bring on the desserts!”
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“Who needs reindeer when you can go dashing through the snow on an inflatable unicorn?”
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“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
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“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’…”
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“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.”
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“Christmas: the only time of year when it’s acceptable to put eggnog in your cereal.”
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“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” FAMOUS BELGIAN QUOTES
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“Christmas is like a snowflake – beautiful, magical, and often ends up melting in your hand.”
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“May your Christmas be as festive as a candy cane in a salsa jar.”
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“I’m just here for the presents, but I’ll settle for cookies.”
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“It’s not about the size of the presents, it’s about how loudly you rip the wrapping paper off.”
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“Christmas is the time when everyone wants their past forgotten and their presents remembered.”
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“My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my weight gain on the excessive layers needed to stay warm.”
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“No matter how cynical you are, it’s hard not to believe in the magic of eggnog.”
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“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle, it’s just Christmas.”
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“Get your sleigh on and rock around the Christmas tree!”