QUIRKY CHRISTMAS QUOTES

“Christmas is a magical time of year, and if you don’t believe in magic, just wait until you see how many cookies I can eat in one sitting!”

“Jingle all the way, or I’ll jingle your bells!”

“May your Christmas sparkle with love, laughter, and a little bit of inappropriate humor.”

“Forget the mistletoe, I’ll be standing under the eggnog fountain!”

“Christmas calories don’t count, so bring on the desserts!”

“Who needs reindeer when you can go dashing through the snow on an inflatable unicorn?”

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice’…”

“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.”

“Christmas: the only time of year when it’s acceptable to put eggnog in your cereal.”

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” HAPPINESS WITHIN YOURSELF QUOTES

“Christmas is like a snowflake – beautiful, magical, and often ends up melting in your hand.”

“May your Christmas be as festive as a candy cane in a salsa jar.”

“I’m just here for the presents, but I’ll settle for cookies.”

“It’s not about the size of the presents, it’s about how loudly you rip the wrapping paper off.”

“Christmas is the time when everyone wants their past forgotten and their presents remembered.”

“My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my weight gain on the excessive layers needed to stay warm.”

“No matter how cynical you are, it’s hard not to believe in the magic of eggnog.”

“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle, it’s just Christmas.”

“Get your sleigh on and rock around the Christmas tree!”