QUOTE ABOUT BEST FRIENDS FUNNY

“A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, ‘Damn, we messed up!'” – Unknown

“Best friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.” – Anonymous

“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go, but a true best friend sticks like peanut butter to the roof of your mouth.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” – Unknown

“Best friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.” – Unknown

“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” – Unknown

“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.” – Anonymous

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the therapists you can drink with.” – Unknown

“Best friends: the ones you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

“If you have crazy friends, you have everything.” – Unknown

“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Unknown

“Sometimes, being a true friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.” – Octavia Butler ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL LOVE YOU QUOTES

“We’ll be friends forever because you know too much.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and live a little better.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the ones who can be silent with you in a moment of despair or confusion.” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be somewhere else.” – Len Wein

“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in our wheelchairs.” – Unknown

“Best friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” – Nicole Richie

“Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” – Unknown

“I’d rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light.” – Helen Keller

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.” – Unknown

“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone… so let’s be stupid together!” – Unknown

“A true friend is someone who knows all your secrets but loves you anyway.” – Unknown

“We’ll be the old ladies getting kicked out of the bingo hall.” – Unknown

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there to support you.” – Unknown

“Best friends are the people you can do nothing with and then laugh about it like crazy.” – Unknown