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“The only thing I love more than Fridays is pretending to work on Fridays.”
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“Coffee: the fuel that powers the productivity of the modern workplace.”
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“I am silently correcting your grammar in my head while smiling at your funny joke.”
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“Weekend forecast: Office WiFi will be slow with a 90% chance of procrastination.”
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“Work tip: Stand up, stretch, take a walk to the door… and come back to your desk to continue contemplating life choices.”
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“I’m not a morning person or an evening person. I’m a ‘get me out of this place’ person.”
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“I’m not saying I hate Mondays, but whoever invented them should be stabbed with a fork.”
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“I can’t come to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns.”
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“Of course, I can multitask. I can count how many Facebook notifications pop up while pretending to listen in a meeting.”
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“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
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“Teamwork is important, so we can blame someone else when things go wrong.”
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, blame somebody else and seek a reasonable refund.”
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“I don’t have a 9 to 5 job; I have a ‘when I open my eyes to when I close them’ job.”
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“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, and 4% Friday.”
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“The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.”
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“I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!” BROKEN PERSON QUOTES
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
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“Remember, if you’re not really sure what you’re doing, act like you are and no one will notice.”
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“Being productive is overrated. It’s more fun to stare at the computer screen and let your mind wander.”
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“Sometimes the best solution to a problem is to sleep on it. Or take a nap.”
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“My decision-making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the road.”
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“A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered mind. And boy, do I have a brilliant mind!”
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“I was going to be productive today, but then my Netflix suggested another episode.”
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“If you think I’m crazy now, wait until you see me without my morning coffee.”
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“Who needs stress balls when you have co-workers?”
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“I told my boss I needed a raise because of inflation. Apparently, that’s not how it works…”
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“A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.”
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“The key to success is to start before you’re ready, then panic and hope for the best.”
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“I’m not late. I’m just chronologically challenged.”
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“Dear brain, please start generating ideas before I punch you in the face. Sincerely, your owner.”