QUOTES ABOUT BEING DRUNK WITH FRIENDS

“I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan

“I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me.” – Winston Churchill

“A day without wine is like a day without sunshine.” – Anonymous

“Wine is sunlight held together by water.” – Galileo Galilei

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

“What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.” – Irish Proverb

“Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” – Anonymous

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“In a study, scientists found out that when people drink, they see others as more attractive. So remember, you are probably not as attractive as you think you are.” – Anonymous

“Love makes the world go round. But alcohol makes it a fun ride.” – Anonymous

“Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.” – Seneca

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra

“I drink because I like the sound it makes when it hits the bottom of the glass.” – Anonymous

“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.” – Anonymous BEAUTIFUL QUOTES ABOUT FATHER

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“I drink to forget I drink too much.” – Anonymous

“I drink to make other people less boring.” – Anonymous

“It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.” – Anonymous

“I don’t have a beer gut. I have a protective layer for my rock hard abs.” – Anonymous

“I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a social drinker. I just happen to be very social.” – Anonymous

“Drinking with friends is like therapy, but cheaper.” – Anonymous

“Life is too short to drink cheap beer.” – Anonymous

“I have mixed drinks about feelings.” – Anonymous

“Alcohol may be the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Anonymous

“Alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson

“I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” – Anonymous

“Alcohol, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.” – Anonymous

“Beer is a great lubricant for social interactions. It’s like the oil in the engine of friendship.” – Anonymous