QUOTES ABOUT BEING FUNNY

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge

“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills.” – Audrey Hepburn

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” – Mark Twain

“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde

“You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.” – Jay Leno

“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” – William Arthur Ward

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise, they’ll kill you.” – George Bernard Shaw

“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.” – Lucille Ball

“The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.” – Marjorie Pay Hinckley

“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” – E.E. Cummings GENEROUS PERSON QUOTES

“I’m thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov

“Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.” – George Saintsbury

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.” – Mignon McLaughlin

“When humor goes, there goes civilization.” – Erma Bombeck

“The secret to humor is surprise.” – Aristotle

“The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain

“Humor is just another defense against the universe.” – Mel Brooks

“The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.” – Oliver Goldsmith