QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP FUNNY

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though they know you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.” – Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” – C.S. Lewis

“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps!” – Unknown

“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.” – Irish Proverb

“Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.” – Unknown

“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.” – Unknown

“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.” – Unknown

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re cracked.” – Unknown

“I love how we can look at each other’s smiles and instantly know what we’re thinking… ‘Let’s eat!'”. – Unknown

“Friendship is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown YOU ARE LIKE THE SUN QUOTES

“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls together.” – Unknown

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” – Unknown

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” – Samuel Butler

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“Best friends: the ones you can only be mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.” – Unknown

“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” – Unknown

“I don’t need a superhero in my life because I have awesome friends like you!” – Unknown

“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” – Marlene Dietrich

“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.” – Unknown

“A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.” – Unknown

“True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. Fake friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.” – Unknown

“Friendship is all about trusting each other, helping each other, loving each other, and embarrassing each other.” – Unknown